Hey, question to all you fumbling tumblahs:
What’s a date?
Is it still a date if you go out to dinner with a person, but you’ve already boned?
Is it a date only if he pays for everything?
Can I wear my boots? Can you wear boots on a date?
It’s been six years, I’m going on a date tonight.
I hope he puts out.

Hey, question to all you fumbling tumblahs:

What’s a date?

Is it still a date if you go out to dinner with a person, but you’ve already boned?

Is it a date only if he pays for everything?

Can I wear my boots? Can you wear boots on a date?

It’s been six years, I’m going on a date tonight.

I hope he puts out.

(Source: hypospraying, via rufustfirefly)