Hey, question to all you fumbling tumblahs:
What’s a date?
Is it still a date if you go out to dinner with a person, but you’ve already boned?
Is it a date only if he pays for everything?
Can I wear my boots? Can you wear boots on a date?
It’s been six years, I’m going on a date tonight.
I hope he puts out.
(Source: hypospraying, via rufustfirefly)
